I will literally follow all of you!
EVERY TIME I HEAR THAT WORD, I’M LIKE
THE VOICE THATS DEPTH SURPASSES MOST OCEANS.
THE FAMOUS HORAN JUMP.
THE HIGH NOTES AND INTENSE SEXUAL BEING.
THE DADDY BEING PRECIOUS.
THE INBETWEENERS DANCE
and then i’m just gonna be like:
- new picture is uploaded
- Beliebers: awww how cute is he!
- Directioners: STOP. WHO ALLOWED YOU TO DO THIS. MY OVARIES. FUCK YOU.
- new fans come
- Beliebers: WELCOME :D
- Directioners: get out they're mine.
- new video
- Beliebers: omg so much swag!
- Directioners: fucking gay faggots i love you.
- gets a girlfriend
- Beliebers: EW NO.
- Directioners: bullshit they're gay./ omg he's so lucky ugh.
- album comes out
- Beliebers: gonna go buy a copy!
- Directioners: buying 50 copies yolo
- gets called gay
- Beliebers: then why would he have a girlfriend. dumb shit.
- Directioners: LOL i know right
- Who's 1D/JB?
- Beliebers: omg how do you not know
- Directioners: nobody just walk away
- shirtless pictures
- Beliebers: YESS!
- Directioners: why do you have pants on
- Beliebers: that should be me!
- Directioners: ohh how i wish that was me!
- tweeting them
- Beliebers: you're my inspiration, follow me, never say never!!!
- Directioners: follow me you little sexual motherfucker then get in my bed xoxo